On Which Hangs the Hopes of Earth and Commerce
By Charlie Trotter on August 27, 2007
Ugh.
I’m feeling dichotomous (read “Bad attitude”).
I saw a special on TV about these new hangers that are made from 100% recycled paper. They are provided free-of-charge to dry cleaners who want to save money and save the planet by nixing their old wire hangers. I love the concept. It made me giddy at first. Then my No Free Lunches – Not Even for the Planet – Radar™ started tingling.
Right on time, came the catch. Someone is paying for those hangers to be manufactured, and they want something out of it. They want our eyeballs, and they want them in our bedrooms.
To pay for the cost of manufacturing, they are selling what used to be the open air inside the old wire hangers as ad space. Now, when you are browsing your dry cleaned wardrobe in the morning, you’ll be presented with coupon ads for various products from face cream to copy paper.
“This is a billboard in the bedroom.”, says the owner with spot-on huckster smarm in the NBC Nightly News story featured on their site. But it feels less greasy than the self-congratulatory expression on the face of Revlon’s VP of Marketing while he quoths “How I grew our business while helping to save the planet.” from the huge ad on the Hanger Network home page. That said, he has flawless skin and I can’t take that away from him.
Bad Attitude Alert: I’d rather spread carbon paste directly on the atmosphere if being green means letting marketers pry even further into the quiet moments of my life.
I wonder which came first in the concepting of the product: solving the problem of the un-green wire hanger, or solving the problem of the increasing irrelevance of traditional media. I love my DVR (read “TiVo” like tissue reads “Kleenex”) but I’m ready to go back to responding to traditional media if it will lessen the insidious creeping of marketing communication inching into every other corner of my life.
Despite my more negatively weighted comments, I am actually torn about it. I do like the Green move, but I don’t like the intrusive price. I’m about 72% sure I’ve got a bad attitude about this. So, talk to me about it. Am I full of buttermilk?



