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At the risk of losing my job to everyone else with an index finger, I thought I should share a hilarious infomercial-style site I came across the other day. It’s definitely a new kind of get-rich-quick scheme.

I’ll let the sales letter do its own talking:

“If You Can Point And Click With A Mouse, You Can Make $100,000 A Year Or More As A Desktop Graphic Designer!”

It’s important to point out that this site doesn’t think that it’s joking. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to get a manservant…because I can. I just found out I’m loaded. More from the letter after the jump.

“You don‚Äôt even have to be able to draw a straight line ‚Äî the computer does everything for you.

You can work from home, set your own hours, and have every job be different and challenging.

I make a six-figure income even raising three children at home!

Read this letter and see if this career suits you, too. If it does, we might even give you your first job‚Ķ”

Thanks to Design Observer for pointing this one out.